The Johannesburg Gin & Tonic Festival: A Tonic for Boredom

The Johannesburg Gin & Tonic Festival

On 30 November the Gin & Tonic Festival 2019 took place at Victoria Yards in Lorentzville. As someone who thoroughly enjoys a tonic sans gin, my mind was not clouded by alcohol during that experience that day. If you're contemplating going next year, this is my sober review:

The Location:
If you’ve never heard of Victoria Yards, it’s an arts complex located in a gentrified building in one of those areas near the Joburg CBD that people who own cars only travel to in Ubers. 

Taken from the uber:

The property is home to a lot of craft centres and art galleries that exhibit things like this: 

Victoria Yards, South Africa

Like its sister property, 44 Stanley (a lot closer to the north), this is the type of place where one can expect to hear words like ‘artisanal’, 'craft' and ‘bespoke’ a lot. (Have I mentioned how much I dislike the word ‘bespoke’ and its constant misuse? #bespokeismymoist) I also dislike it when people use the word 'boutique' as an adjective instead of a noun.

Gin festival, Victoria Yards

So, why the heck would someone like me go to an “elaborate celebration of craft gin culture”, a “gateway to the diverse local landscape of boutique gins”?  

Well, I’m an extrovert who works from home. People always blog about the challenges faced by introverts.  I have #extrovertproblems . I need to be where the people are. (I’m also an advocate for non-tanning and my other friends, who decided to go to Large on the Lawn that day, couldn’t guarantee me shade.) 

What I liked about the Johannesburg Gin & Tonic Festival:

  • The shimmery gin that looked like a lava lamp when you tipped the bottle upside down. One variety even had edible glitter in it! 
  • The free gin glass I got with admission. (I will use it for grape juice!)
  • The people-watching.
  • Objectifying promotions people:
  • And the lemonade from the Mexican food truck. (In all fairness if I had looked hard enough I probably could have found some alcohol-free gin (i.e. "tonic") because being a teetotaller is becoming super trendy at the moment. However, it probably would have been too ‘craft’, ‘artisanal’ and ‘bespoke’ for my tastes! (See, that’s totally the wrong use of the word ‘bespoke’!)

What I didn’t like about it:

  • The fake indoor plants:
  • No free gin in the free gin glass (not that I would have drunk anyway, but still!)
  • The fact that a lot of the bespoke artisanal craft shops and art galleries were closed.
  • And finally, the fact that there were no Mexicans in the Mexican food truck.

My teetotaller at a brewery face
(Pilsen, Czech Republic, 2011)

My teetotaller at a distillery face
(Nassau, Bahamas, 2014)

My teetotaller at a gin festival face
(Johannesburg, South Africa, 2019)

Would I go next year? Probably. 

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